Home Manager Gifts

"Did you remember to do everything I asked, even the small things I said in passing that didn't sound like real requests?"

'We need another refrigerator, Mom.'

"She's a good housekeeper, divorced 3 times and kept the house every time!"

'Because you told me to run the house like a business.'

"When was the last time you cleaned the fridge?"

Let's get organized

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

'You never compliment me when it's tidy so I figured you wouldn't notice when it's a tip!'

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

A Day In The Kitchen

"By labeling it, I control it."

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

"I had to skip my workout."

'Your house is spotless, your children are well behaved and dinner was delicious. How do you do it?'

Your energy bill is enclosed. You might want to sit down.

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

Hassled Mother.

Woman has 3 towels in her restroom: 'Mine', 'Mine' and 'Mine'.

"This looks like a job for 'Margarita Man!'"

"Let me put on my 'working' head."

"Not tonight, Jon. I have to clean for the cleaning lady."

'What have I made for dinner? A reservation at the restaurant down the road. . .'

'This home based business is easy to set up. Everyone knows that women are better at multitasking.'

Separation Anxiety

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

'Occupation? You name it, that's ME.'

"How many times have I told you kids to turn off the light when you leave a room?!"

"Hello?"

'Not bad. Already 17 minutes into Saturday morning before I receive my first ultimatum.'

'It wasn't premeditated.

"Why do I feel like your mother is going to blame this on my cleaning?"

"I'm going to be vacuuming, if you want to go into the farthest room and start asking me questions."

“I don’t mind doing the dishes every night—it gives me time to deepen my resentment.”

man juggling career, home and children