Home Office Manager Gifts

A Whac-A-Mole working from home

Flexible Working

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

'We invest so much money in training staff...it's a mystery to me why businesses would risk losing them.'

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

Let's get organized

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

"Peter's Joint Head of Communications."

"Boy, am I glad they finally hired more staff!"

'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

"I know what this is, it's what mum and dad call 'working from home'...

Businessman on stilts: 'I had to step over a lot of people to get where I am today.'

"They decided giving out pink slips was too impersonal. So now they're blue."

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

Out and In.

'Mr. Dawson, about when I said 'don't pull any punches'...'

'Office' block tightening it's belt

"Welcome aboard, Bailey. Don't worry — they don't bite."

Gerry, there are more accurate ways of balancing the petty cash.

He was destined for greatness. Whatever that meant.

'Germaine, what did you do with my desk?'

Sales chart is buildings in background.

"Think outside the box but never forget who owns the box."

"Actually, the district office is getting better results with a fresh garlic bagel."

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

Desk plaques: 'Money isn't everything' '...Which makes it no less awesome in my opinion.'

"It has come to my attention that some work-from-home employees aren't maintaining company standards."

Organization is not rocket science!

Politicians' basements (as seen on TV)

Trays on desk read, 'Here', 'There' and, 'Neither here nor there.'