Home Office Employees Gifts

"Aren't you glad we get to work from home?"

"This is a merit-based organization! Can't you see I’ve hired the very best and most qualified yes-men money can buy?"

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

"I know what this is, it's what mum and dad call 'working from home'...

"Worst case of month-end burnout I ever saw."

Overworked in the office

'Is that the sweet smell of success or some imitation air freshener?'

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

"I hate performance review season."

"I'm thinking of turning this home office into a man-cubicle."

Politicians' basements (as seen on TV)

"It has come to my attention that some work-from-home employees aren't maintaining company standards."

"I'm overpaid and underworked, but you don't see me complaining!"

"Here, we do not procrastinate, we 'table' things."

"The meeting will last until lunch, or hell freezes over, whichever is longer."

"I'm working from home today."

'The boss put his picture up to enspire us. But it just isn't having that effect on me.'

Meat Grinder

Parade of Businessmen

"I can always tell when Philip is working on family finances. A 'cursor' appears on both sides of the computer screen."

"After a long day or remote work, it feels great to change into something less comfortable."

Lumbar support animal

Clients who show up early for an appointment are really annoying ??" especially when you work from home.

'What's the matter... you're not grim here?'

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

'I'm not worried about losing my job. I'm worried about keeping it.'

"Indeed - you're Mr. Gurkenman! After all the 200m meetings I remembered you much smaller!"

"The good news is the company said I could work from home. The bad news is they made me take all my paperwork with me."

"Ms. Ray, you're getting a promotion! You're no longer my Gal Friday. You're now my Gal Saturday."

'He's an expendable.'

'I'm still not sure HOW it happened. One minute, we were bouncing ideas off each other, and the next thing I knew, we were using furniture instead!'

'Your resume seems in order, Mr. Lupo, but would you explain exactly why you want to work here> Mr. Lupo...?

'I'd also like to welcome Henderson here, who joins us through Equal Opportunities for the undead.'