Home Office Employees Mugs

"Aren't you glad we get to work from home?"

"This is a merit-based organization! Can't you see I’ve hired the very best and most qualified yes-men money can buy?"

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

"I know what this is, it's what mum and dad call 'working from home'...

"Worst case of month-end burnout I ever saw."

Overworked in the office

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

'Is that the sweet smell of success or some imitation air freshener?'

"I hate performance review season."

"Here, we do not procrastinate, we 'table' things."

Politicians' basements (as seen on TV)

"I'm thinking of turning this home office into a man-cubicle."

"The meeting will last until lunch, or hell freezes over, whichever is longer."

"It has come to my attention that some work-from-home employees aren't maintaining company standards."

"I'm overpaid and underworked, but you don't see me complaining!"

'I went to my boss and demanded the fruits of my labor. He gave me a Blackberry.'

"I'm working from home today."

'The boss put his picture up to enspire us. But it just isn't having that effect on me.'

"I can always tell when Philip is working on family finances. A 'cursor' appears on both sides of the computer screen."

Meat Grinder

"After a long day or remote work, it feels great to change into something less comfortable."

Parade of Businessmen

Lumbar support animal

Clients who show up early for an appointment are really annoying ??" especially when you work from home.

"There, all neat and tidy!"

'All right! Who put my dozing-off during our last meeting on youtube?'

'What's the matter... you're not grim here?'

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

'I'm not worried about losing my job. I'm worried about keeping it.'

'He's an expendable.'

"Ms. Ray, you're getting a promotion! You're no longer my Gal Friday. You're now my Gal Saturday."

"Indeed - you're Mr. Gurkenman! After all the 200m meetings I remembered you much smaller!"

"The good news is the company said I could work from home. The bad news is they made me take all my paperwork with me."

'I'm still not sure HOW it happened. One minute, we were bouncing ideas off each other, and the next thing I knew, we were using furniture instead!'

'Your resume seems in order, Mr. Lupo, but would you explain exactly why you want to work here> Mr. Lupo...?