Home Management Master Gifts

"Okay, you two! Clean up the house and do the laundry while I take the kids to school!"

Let's get organized

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

'You never compliment me when it's tidy so I figured you wouldn't notice when it's a tip!'

A Day In The Kitchen

"By labeling it, I control it."

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

"I had to skip my workout."

'Your house is spotless, your children are well behaved and dinner was delicious. How do you do it?'

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

"This looks like a job for 'Margarita Man!'"

Hassled Mother.

Woman has 3 towels in her restroom: 'Mine', 'Mine' and 'Mine'.

"Not tonight, Jon. I have to clean for the cleaning lady."

"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."

'What have I made for dinner? A reservation at the restaurant down the road. . .'

'Occupation? You name it, that's ME.'

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

Separation Anxiety

"How many times have I told you kids to turn off the light when you leave a room?!"

'Not bad. Already 17 minutes into Saturday morning before I receive my first ultimatum.'

"I'm going to be vacuuming, if you want to go into the farthest room and start asking me questions."

"Why do I feel like your mother is going to blame this on my cleaning?"

"I just got a text message from our dehumidifier. It says it doesn't know how much more of this rain it can take."

"Hello?"

"Did you remember to do everything I asked, even the small things I said in passing that didn't sound like real requests?"

“I don’t mind doing the dishes every night—it gives me time to deepen my resentment.”

man juggling career, home and children

A woman's work is never done!

'You're three o'clock cancelled, the Parson deal is ending, and your husband wants to know if the dishes are dirty or clean.'

"Prepare to meet thy blower."

'Dinner in tumble dryer - gone to see therapist!'

The Complete Cycle.