Home Management Mugs

A Day In The Kitchen

'Your house is spotless, your children are well behaved and dinner was delicious. How do you do it?'

'Two socks in, two socks out. Let the good times roll.'

'This is my supply chain.'

'This is our home's communications center.'

"Laundry or composting?"

Missing sock announcement on a milk carton.

'Here's a nice cuppa, Dear. You just put your feet up and take it easy.'

Filers should not marry pilers.

"Sorry I'm late. I tripped over a laundry basket on my way to my computer."

'We've had our new simplified gas bill!'

'To Do' lists can be a drain on energy.

'You mean you are just now discovering multi-tasking?'

"Will you please stop acting like my mother except for the laundry and food and cleaning and stuff?!!"

"And to think as a child I used to love playing house."

'He bought programmable thermostats but I had to figure out how to use them.'

Moving House

"Just empty it."

'That's my mom... she's sort of a CEO, an action committee, and a janitor all rolled up into one.'

"I know it helps the budget, dear, but next time let's not get the Ultra King-Size Jumbo roll."

"I forget...which one of us is occupant and which of us is resident?"

'What haven't I done that I'm going to do?'

'It's your wife on camera 3 again!'

Separation Anxiety

A woman's work is never done!

"By labeling it, I control it."

"No need to rush down - it's only the gas bill."

"You'll thank me when you see the heating bill."

'OK, it's your turn to stand by the pilot light.'

'Why don't you just go quietly? After all, they've only come about the water rates!'

'Really, it will be fine. Go home and give it a try. Wash lights with lights and darks with darks.'

'See - the last thing I want to do is upset you.'

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

More than One Thing at a Time

Tunnel of I Need You to Help Out More Around the House