Home Managers Mugs

"My dishwasher is broken. My husband sprained his wrist."

Let's get organized

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

'You never compliment me when it's tidy so I figured you wouldn't notice when it's a tip!'

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

A Day In The Kitchen

"By labeling it, I control it."

"I had to skip my workout."

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

'Your house is spotless, your children are well behaved and dinner was delicious. How do you do it?'

Woman has 3 towels in her restroom: 'Mine', 'Mine' and 'Mine'.

"This looks like a job for 'Margarita Man!'"

Hassled Mother.

"Let me put on my 'working' head."

"Not tonight, Jon. I have to clean for the cleaning lady."

"Beware of God"

'What have I made for dinner? A reservation at the restaurant down the road. . .'

'This home based business is easy to set up. Everyone knows that women are better at multitasking.'

'Occupation? You name it, that's ME.'

Separation Anxiety

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

'Not bad. Already 17 minutes into Saturday morning before I receive my first ultimatum.'

"Why do I feel like your mother is going to blame this on my cleaning?"

"I'm going to be vacuuming, if you want to go into the farthest room and start asking me questions."

'It wasn't premeditated.

"How many times have I told you kids to turn off the light when you leave a room?!"

"Hello?"

"Did you remember to do everything I asked, even the small things I said in passing that didn't sound like real requests?"

man juggling career, home and children

“I don’t mind doing the dishes every night—it gives me time to deepen my resentment.”

A woman's work is never done!

The Complete Cycle.

'Dinner in tumble dryer - gone to see therapist!'

'You're three o'clock cancelled, the Parson deal is ending, and your husband wants to know if the dishes are dirty or clean.'