Household Management Fan Gifts

"Did we turn off the stove?"

Let's get organized

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

"I'm just going to ring the doorbell so I have a chance of a spot in the bed."

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

'You never compliment me when it's tidy so I figured you wouldn't notice when it's a tip!'

A Day In The Kitchen

"By labeling it, I control it."

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

"I had to skip my workout."

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

'Your house is spotless, your children are well behaved and dinner was delicious. How do you do it?'

"This looks like a job for 'Margarita Man!'"

Woman has 3 towels in her restroom: 'Mine', 'Mine' and 'Mine'.

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

Your energy bill is enclosed. You might want to sit down.

Hassled Mother.

Moses unblocking the toilet.

Viking sitting patiently while his wife winds her wool on his helmets horns to sort it out.

"My God!!..Just how long have we had this Broccoli hiding in the back of the fridge?"

"Not tonight, Jon. I have to clean for the cleaning lady."

'What have I made for dinner? A reservation at the restaurant down the road. . .'

'The hard hats? In case of falling interest rates.'

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

Separation Anxiety

'Occupation? You name it, that's ME.'

"I'm an expert in crisis management, I've got three daughters!"

"Fine, you win. I'll call a handyman."

"Hello?"

"I'm going to be vacuuming, if you want to go into the farthest room and start asking me questions."

"How many times have I told you kids to turn off the light when you leave a room?!"

"Did you remember to do everything I asked, even the small things I said in passing that didn't sound like real requests?"

“I don’t mind doing the dishes every night—it gives me time to deepen my resentment.”

man juggling career, home and children

A woman's work is never done!