Household Management Fan Pillows

"Did we turn off the stove?"

Let's get organized

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

"I'm just going to ring the doorbell so I have a chance of a spot in the bed."

'You never compliment me when it's tidy so I figured you wouldn't notice when it's a tip!'

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

A Day In The Kitchen

"By labeling it, I control it."

"I had to skip my workout."

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

'Your house is spotless, your children are well behaved and dinner was delicious. How do you do it?'

Woman has 3 towels in her restroom: 'Mine', 'Mine' and 'Mine'.

"This looks like a job for 'Margarita Man!'"

Hassled Mother.

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

Viking sitting patiently while his wife winds her wool on his helmets horns to sort it out.

"My God!!..Just how long have we had this Broccoli hiding in the back of the fridge?"

"Not tonight, Jon. I have to clean for the cleaning lady."

'What have I made for dinner? A reservation at the restaurant down the road. . .'

'The hard hats? In case of falling interest rates.'

Separation Anxiety

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

'Occupation? You name it, that's ME.'

"Hello?"

"I'm going to be vacuuming, if you want to go into the farthest room and start asking me questions."

"How many times have I told you kids to turn off the light when you leave a room?!"

"Fine, you win. I'll call a handyman."

"I'm an expert in crisis management, I've got three daughters!"

"Did you remember to do everything I asked, even the small things I said in passing that didn't sound like real requests?"

“I don’t mind doing the dishes every night—it gives me time to deepen my resentment.”

man juggling career, home and children

A woman's work is never done!

'Dinner in tumble dryer - gone to see therapist!'