Household Managers Pillows

I'd like to request a transfer to a household offering a higher allowance and fewer choices.

Let's get organized

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

"I'm just going to ring the doorbell so I have a chance of a spot in the bed."

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

'You never compliment me when it's tidy so I figured you wouldn't notice when it's a tip!'

A Day In The Kitchen

"By labeling it, I control it."

'Our Filipino dog's a real treasure.'

"Careful. That house has a taser."

"I had to skip my workout."

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

'Your house is spotless, your children are well behaved and dinner was delicious. How do you do it?'

Hassled Mother.

"This looks like a job for 'Margarita Man!'"

Woman has 3 towels in her restroom: 'Mine', 'Mine' and 'Mine'.

"Let me put on my 'working' head."

"Not tonight, Jon. I have to clean for the cleaning lady."

Parenting Business Deals

'What have I made for dinner? A reservation at the restaurant down the road. . .'

'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'

'This home based business is easy to set up. Everyone knows that women are better at multitasking.'

Separation Anxiety

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

'Occupation? You name it, that's ME.'

"Hello?"

'Not bad. Already 17 minutes into Saturday morning before I receive my first ultimatum.'

"How many times have I told you kids to turn off the light when you leave a room?!"

"I'm an expert in crisis management, I've got three daughters!"

"I'm going to be vacuuming, if you want to go into the farthest room and start asking me questions."

"Did you remember to do everything I asked, even the small things I said in passing that didn't sound like real requests?"

man juggling career, home and children

“I don’t mind doing the dishes every night—it gives me time to deepen my resentment.”

'Anything need fix'n around here? I mean besides the lamp I just broke.'