Household Staff Pillows

"It's Parkins, sir; we're 'aving a bit of a time below stairs."

Fat footman has been told he will be dismissed if he doeas not lose weight

"To me they're essential workers."

Servant's Request

Mistress and servant

Interviewing for a new Servant

Butler takes salmon from the family for the servants to eat

Butler asking to leave because the governess now reads him prayers rather than the master

Lady saying her footman cannot be replaced, because all the tall men have gone to Australia.

Boy delivering satin shoes and a mended fan for a servant

Servant girl announcing she wishes to leave because the other servants are too unrefined

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

Kitchen Kapers

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

'Our Filipino dog's a real treasure.'

"I had to skip my workout."

Woman has 3 towels in her restroom: 'Mine', 'Mine' and 'Mine'.

Chef copy robot

'Cooking'

Ghostbasters 3

The household cavalry

"I got the part, but I play a waiter."

Parenting Business Deals

'What have I made for dinner? A reservation at the restaurant down the road. . .'

"Me, I think Master and Mistress are incompetent: why else would they need a butler, 3 maids, 2 cooks, 5 gardeners, a pool boy and 2 personal assistants?"

'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'

"I have my pants put on one leg at a time."

"And this latest robot vacuum can fetch a glass of wine while it cleans your floors!"

Dust Bunny

Funky Chef 2

"Here's your sweater back."

"Hello?"

Waiter' You betta stop that food fight, you SILLY fools! Here comes the Maitre D' !'