Building Manager Gifts

Man's house has sign reading 'Sod the council'. His neighbour says: 'Frankly, I'm amazed you got planning permission.'

'This infestation is far more serious than I was anticipating.'

Access Assessments

Disabled Entrance.

Caution signs.

Support staff staff.

Elevator Out Of Order

"It's the worst case of Sick Building Syndrome I've ever seen!"

Elevator 'Temporarily not out of order'.

The smart building celebrates counting its one millionth person.

Fire door.

"You might want to take the stairs. I think there's a problem with the Elevator."

'Elevator'

Mark my words, that new bloke will go far in this firm.

"In an effort to improve building security, you will no longer be allowed to work inside the building."

Noise abatement society - Hush.

'The J.Walter only building'

'I demand to be taken to my floor first.'

Confused Plumber

'Doors opening.' - 'Doors closing.' - 'Doors bored now.'

Elevator Buttons

Sick Building Syndrome

"Here comes a visitor, folks... a tall man in his thirties... he's taking moderate-sized steps, his hand in his pockets..."

"Out of order Detour Shaft No. 2"

"That pigeon's at it again."

"How long are you going to be?"

A large bird house with many compartments; one is labeled "Sup't.".

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.

Hollywood Sign Developers

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

'As my solicitor I think you could have negotiated that better.'