Building Maintenance Worker Gifts

Kick me.

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Pipe Dream.

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

'I found the termites!'

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

Another All Steel Home Built By Wit Construction.

"He loves his leaf blower."

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

'As my solicitor I think you could have negotiated that better.'

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

'You've reached McWit Quality Construction. If your foundation has cracked, press 1, if your plumbing is leaking press 2, if your house is collapsing, press 3 ...'

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

Crane operator Jimmy Morrison liked to break in new guys by giving them what he called a 'sky wedgie.'

Coming Soon - Maternity Clinic. Coming Soon After - Law Firm Dealing in Medical Malpractice.

'Don't worry. They say the first 24 months of living in a house during remodeling are the hardest.'

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

'Say baby - 'come live with me and be my love, and we will all the pleasures prove, that valleys, groves, hills and fields,woods or steepy mountain yields' - Marlowe.'

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

"Wait, there's another fold? No wonder we have so many extra stones."

'Where do I put the batteries?'

"We could have been here sooner, but we wanted to wait until the beautiful Yellow Brick Road was built."

'You're using 14' nails on a 2' door? This is definitely a case where bigger is not better.'

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

"We need a union!'

Welcome Association of Stage Builders.