Maintenance Workers Gifts

'This must be the place!'

Joe's Fixit Shop: Closed for repairs.

'Which end do the nails come out of?'

Washing machine maintenance

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

"He loves his leaf blower."

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

'You're using 14' nails on a 2' door? This is definitely a case where bigger is not better.'

Not much money, glory, or praise

'Well, that's fixed that.'

George is pleased with himself. He replaced the toilet seat without calling a plumber.

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

Clearing the castle's moat.

"I fixed your leaky tap and the oven door... but there's nothing I can do with that dodgy seal on the fridge!"

"Is it me, or are these potholes getting worse?"

"All right, pal, I'm just saying, that's what I'd do if it was my Large Hadron Collider."

'Every time we clear all the snow another blizzard hits. We're cursed men Frank. Cursed!'

Men working (part time).

Time Clock

Painter removes 'wet paint' sign from park bench and replaces it with a 'dry paint' sign.

A plumber preparing to go under a house's dark crawl space sees many eyes looking back from the darkness.

'Day two at the...brain transplant institute.'

Snow Plow Driver Relaxing at Home.

'If you could roll up your sleeves, go behind the screen and plaster the wall.'

Met Office: Wet today and dry tomorrow.

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

"Okay, I fixed the leaking roof, and I moved the couch over to the far wall, but I'm sorry, I don't unblock toilets!"

'No it's still not fixed'

"Hello. I'm here to install the new pastor."

'I think I found the problem.'

'It's called playing. Provides one with a sense of accomplishment - without actually accomplishing anything.'

"Go back! The place is full of mold!"

'My office is always open to you Charles, at least until maintenance repairs the door lock.'