City Maintenance Worker Gifts

Air fresheners being pumped into the city's sewers.

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

"He loves his leaf blower."

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

'You're using 14' nails on a 2' door? This is definitely a case where bigger is not better.'

Not much money, glory, or praise

The Milky Way (Detail)

'Well, that's fixed that.'

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

'It's not easy to get one of these - before that you have to have found a parking space!'

Clearing the castle's moat.

"I fixed your leaky tap and the oven door... but there's nothing I can do with that dodgy seal on the fridge!"

"Is it me, or are these potholes getting worse?"

"All right, pal, I'm just saying, that's what I'd do if it was my Large Hadron Collider."

'Every time we clear all the snow another blizzard hits. We're cursed men Frank. Cursed!'

"Brian's been pursuing a successful career in the City for 25 years..."

Snow Plow Driver Relaxing at Home.

Met Office: Wet today and dry tomorrow.

A plumber preparing to go under a house's dark crawl space sees many eyes looking back from the darkness.

Unsafe Drain Covers!

'If congress regulates obscene bonuses, isn't that a violation of the first amendment?'

Men working (part time).

'If you could roll up your sleeves, go behind the screen and plaster the wall.'

Time Clock

'No it's still not fixed'

'Day two at the...brain transplant institute.'

'Of course, in the long term we're all extinct.'

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

"Okay, I fixed the leaking roof, and I moved the couch over to the far wall, but I'm sorry, I don't unblock toilets!"

"Hello. I'm here to install the new pastor."

'I think I found the problem.'

'I can't work with computers, on account of my animal magnetism.'