City Maintenance Worker Pillows

Air fresheners being pumped into the city's sewers.

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

"He loves his leaf blower."

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

'You're using 14' nails on a 2' door? This is definitely a case where bigger is not better.'

Not much money, glory, or praise

The Milky Way (Detail)

'Well, that's fixed that.'

'It's not easy to get one of these - before that you have to have found a parking space!'

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

"I fixed your leaky tap and the oven door... but there's nothing I can do with that dodgy seal on the fridge!"

Clearing the castle's moat.

"All right, pal, I'm just saying, that's what I'd do if it was my Large Hadron Collider."

"Is it me, or are these potholes getting worse?"

'Every time we clear all the snow another blizzard hits. We're cursed men Frank. Cursed!'

Men working (part time).

'Of course, in the long term we're all extinct.'

'If you could roll up your sleeves, go behind the screen and plaster the wall.'

A plumber preparing to go under a house's dark crawl space sees many eyes looking back from the darkness.

"Brian's been pursuing a successful career in the City for 25 years..."

'Day two at the...brain transplant institute.'

Met Office: Wet today and dry tomorrow.

'No it's still not fixed'

'If congress regulates obscene bonuses, isn't that a violation of the first amendment?'

Unsafe Drain Covers!

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

Time Clock

"Okay, I fixed the leaking roof, and I moved the couch over to the far wall, but I'm sorry, I don't unblock toilets!"

Snow Plow Driver Relaxing at Home.

"Hello. I'm here to install the new pastor."

'I think I found the problem.'

'I can't work with computers, on account of my animal magnetism.'