City Worker Gifts

"I'm really glad I don't work on this floor."

'Can I hold it for a while?'

Urban lunch

'Where have you been? It's been stuck on don't walk for the last three days!'

Unglamourous job, but with massive rewards. How about the city?

The Milky Way (Detail)

Forty years in the City and never once was I headhunted.

'Robbery is just a hobby of mine - I'm actually a city banker!'

Accountants can be fun!

City & Western.

Caution! Men and woman working.

'No reason, other than that fishing relieves stress.'

'Why, yes, you are in the right office -- Who told you how to get here?'

'Y'know, Jimmy, this murderous rampage thing used to be fun, but now, it's just another job!'

'You got much on at the moment?'; 'No, nothing really.' (Naked man)

'If congress regulates obscene bonuses, isn't that a violation of the first amendment?'

Smile-Don't Smile

I'm celebrating my obscene bonus: Can I buy you a drink?...a bottle?...the bar?...

"As regards the size of our annual bonus, let's bear in mind gentlemen, that we are hunters AND gatherers."

"If I don't get a bonus from my bank, I'll quit and flip burgers!"

Bonus - Will Contain Peanuts.

Financial Pirates

"I'll have a word with the union. I'm pretty sure you can't bring your own sign."

"Well, finally the city has a crew working on that bad pothole."

"I hear you're something big in the city?"

I'll call the city and they will hire a special crew to pull you out of there,

The Manhattan Triangle

Caution: Generous Gratuity Expected

Sign with Time, Date, Temperature and Number of Single Men in City

Office worker leans back on chair. Woman says: 'Sorry, but that does not make you a risk-taker.'

'Jane It used to be jungle out there'

Road Sharks.

Well, I was the guy with the most toys, but the government took them away.

'Are you kidding! I work in the city!'

Underground Sheep