Street Maintenance Worker Gifts

'High-tech where we need it.'

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

The Milky Way (Detail)

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

'Goodness, the potholes are deep this year, aren't they?'

'Every time we clear all the snow another blizzard hits. We're cursed men Frank. Cursed!'

"Is it me, or are these potholes getting worse?"

'Of course, in the long term we're all extinct.'

'If congress regulates obscene bonuses, isn't that a violation of the first amendment?'

Men working (part time).

Snow Plow Driver Relaxing at Home.

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866 - 1957...inventor of Asphalt

"Brian's been pursuing a successful career in the City for 25 years..."

"Could I have a Tommy Tippee cup for my friend's beer, as he's been using a concrete breaker all day."

'Watch your step. I lost my footing on these dang paving stones.'

"Fifty quid for a high visibility jacket? Why, that's day-glo robbery."

Cleaning up space junk.

"Shoulder work ahead"

Route 666.

Man in car sees fallen sign on the hood of his car which says, CAUTION sign-holding road worker falls asleep.

'No reason, other than that fishing relieves stress.'

Using teamwork to paint a lamppost.

Urban lunch

Do Not Enter and No U Turns

Do not pass.

The Feng Shui of the road must be off.

'Can you spare a cup, for the bottom of my bird cage?'

"Why do they call this 'Traffic Calming' again...?"

Slow, Men at Work.

Trading Places.

"I hear you're something big in the city?"

NASA realized too late that there was intelligent life on this newly discovered planet.