Street Repair Worker Gifts

Perspective repair

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

The Milky Way (Detail)

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

'Goodness, the potholes are deep this year, aren't they?'

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866 - 1957...inventor of Asphalt

'If congress regulates obscene bonuses, isn't that a violation of the first amendment?'

"Brian's been pursuing a successful career in the City for 25 years..."

"Could I have a Tommy Tippee cup for my friend's beer, as he's been using a concrete breaker all day."

Painter removes 'wet paint' sign from park bench and replaces it with a 'dry paint' sign.

'Watch your step. I lost my footing on these dang paving stones.'

"Fifty quid for a high visibility jacket? Why, that's day-glo robbery."

Cleaning up space junk.

Man in car sees fallen sign on the hood of his car which says, CAUTION sign-holding road worker falls asleep.

'No reason, other than that fishing relieves stress.'

Route 666.

"Shoulder work ahead"

Using teamwork to paint a lamppost.

Do Not Enter and No U Turns

Urban lunch

Do not pass.

The Feng Shui of the road must be off.

"Why do they call this 'Traffic Calming' again...?"

Solution to chuckholes...and have fun, too!

NASA realized too late that there was intelligent life on this newly discovered planet.

"I hear you're something big in the city?"

'You got much on at the moment?'; 'No, nothing really.' (Naked man)

Road Test

Slow, Men at Work.

Man with Stop Signs.

"I'll be right back. If you need anything, just holler."

'He believes in making a good impression.'

'Then after 'A' Levels I did an NVQ in Cleansing and Hygiene.'

The real reason for the hole in the ozone layer.

City & Western.