Road Repair Crew Gifts

"I thought it was an error. THE GPS said 'time to destination 23 months'."

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

"Is it me, or are these potholes getting worse?"

'Every time we clear all the snow another blizzard hits. We're cursed men Frank. Cursed!'

Men working (part time).

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866 - 1957...inventor of Asphalt

Snow Plow Driver Relaxing at Home.

'Watch your step. I lost my footing on these dang paving stones.'

'I found another pothole.'

Route 666.

Road Test

'Can you spare a cup, for the bottom of my bird cage?'

Trading Places.

"Wow! You really pulled out all the stops."

"Why do they call this 'Traffic Calming' again...?"

Self Serve Road Repair.

Leading Economic Indicator.

"Now do you believe me about the size of the potholes...?"

'Okay, but for future reference; We never grit the ice in here.'

A cheese grader

A truck salts the road.

"Suddenly, trying to figure out who to blame for our crumbling infrastructure seems pointless..."

'Men at Work' sign indicates that the workmen are sitting around smoking and drinking tea.

Spring Damage.

Winter Roadwork...

The Cone Ranger

'I guess we missed the slot again Jim!'

'I'd take that with a pinch of salt if I thought the council could spare any.'

'The word form the street is buy asphalt.'

'Someone's got to do something about these pot holes!'

'Get with it, buddy -- that mile of highway you adopted has snow all over it!'

'This is what you get for outsourcing the white lining contract to the Police scenes of crime unit!'

"Too bad leaves can't replace salt for the roads each winter. It would save us a ton of money."

"We can patch 'em, but you'd have to settle for half-decent intentions."