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"I thought it was an error. THE GPS said 'time to destination 23 months'."

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

'Every time we clear all the snow another blizzard hits. We're cursed men Frank. Cursed!'

"Is it me, or are these potholes getting worse?"

Snow Plow Driver Relaxing at Home.

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866 - 1957...inventor of Asphalt

Men working (part time).

'Watch your step. I lost my footing on these dang paving stones.'

'I found another pothole.'

Route 666.

'Can you spare a cup, for the bottom of my bird cage?'

Trading Places.

"Why do they call this 'Traffic Calming' again...?"

Road Test

"Wow! You really pulled out all the stops."

Self Serve Road Repair.

'Okay, but for future reference; We never grit the ice in here.'

"Now do you believe me about the size of the potholes...?"

Leading Economic Indicator.

A cheese grader

A truck salts the road.

'Men at Work' sign indicates that the workmen are sitting around smoking and drinking tea.

"Suddenly, trying to figure out who to blame for our crumbling infrastructure seems pointless..."

Spring Damage.

Winter Roadwork...

The Cone Ranger

'I guess we missed the slot again Jim!'

'I'd take that with a pinch of salt if I thought the council could spare any.'

'The word form the street is buy asphalt.'

'Someone's got to do something about these pot holes!'

'This is what you get for outsourcing the white lining contract to the Police scenes of crime unit!'

'Get with it, buddy -- that mile of highway you adopted has snow all over it!'

"We can patch 'em, but you'd have to settle for half-decent intentions."

"Too bad leaves can't replace salt for the roads each winter. It would save us a ton of money."