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'I found another pothole.'

The Cone Ranger

A builder with a noisy jackhammer disturbs a statue.

There's a crew here from 60 minutes and they're coming this way.

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

Lifesaver!

"Rule #1: don't offer to carry anything!"

'I said, you're supposed to be in the underworld.'

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

It became increasingly difficult for the captain to reward his crew and still maintain his ferocious reputation.

'Goodness, the potholes are deep this year, aren't they?'

"Is it me, or are these potholes getting worse?"

'Every time we clear all the snow another blizzard hits. We're cursed men Frank. Cursed!'

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866 - 1957...inventor of Asphalt

Men working (part time).

"Could I have a Tommy Tippee cup for my friend's beer, as he's been using a concrete breaker all day."

Snow Plow Driver Relaxing at Home.

'Watch your step. I lost my footing on these dang paving stones.'

"Fifty quid for a high visibility jacket? Why, that's day-glo robbery."

Man in car sees fallen sign on the hood of his car which says, CAUTION sign-holding road worker falls asleep.

"Shoulder work ahead"

Route 666.

The Nor'easter Bunny.

Do Not Enter and No U Turns

Do not pass.

The Feng Shui of the road must be off.

"Sorry, but that's a road racing bike. I'm a mountain bike specialist."

Road Test

"Wow! You really pulled out all the stops."

'Can you spare a cup, for the bottom of my bird cage?'

Slow, Men at Work.

Trading Places.

Solution to chuckholes...and have fun, too!

"Why do they call this 'Traffic Calming' again...?"