Road Crew Member Gifts

'I found another pothole.'

The Cone Ranger

A builder with a noisy jackhammer disturbs a statue.

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

Lifesaver!

"Rule #1: don't offer to carry anything!"

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

'I said, you're supposed to be in the underworld.'

It became increasingly difficult for the captain to reward his crew and still maintain his ferocious reputation.

'Goodness, the potholes are deep this year, aren't they?'

"Is it me, or are these potholes getting worse?"

'Every time we clear all the snow another blizzard hits. We're cursed men Frank. Cursed!'

"Could I have a Tommy Tippee cup for my friend's beer, as he's been using a concrete breaker all day."

Snow Plow Driver Relaxing at Home.

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866 - 1957...inventor of Asphalt

Men working (part time).

'Watch your step. I lost my footing on these dang paving stones.'

"Fifty quid for a high visibility jacket? Why, that's day-glo robbery."

"Shoulder work ahead"

Route 666.

Man in car sees fallen sign on the hood of his car which says, CAUTION sign-holding road worker falls asleep.

The Nor'easter Bunny.

Do Not Enter and No U Turns

Do not pass.

The Feng Shui of the road must be off.

NASA realized too late that there was intelligent life on this newly discovered planet.

'Can you spare a cup, for the bottom of my bird cage?'

"Sorry, but that's a road racing bike. I'm a mountain bike specialist."

"Wow! You really pulled out all the stops."

Trading Places.

"Why do they call this 'Traffic Calming' again...?"

Road Test

Solution to chuckholes...and have fun, too!

Slow, Men at Work.