Road Maintenance Crew Gifts

Self Serve Road Repair.

'The word form the street is buy asphalt.'

Road Sharks.

Caution Working Family

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

'Goodness, the potholes are deep this year, aren't they?'

"Is it me, or are these potholes getting worse?"

'Every time we clear all the snow another blizzard hits. We're cursed men Frank. Cursed!'

"Could I have a Tommy Tippee cup for my friend's beer, as he's been using a concrete breaker all day."

Men working (part time).

Welcome to Elmville "Home of the world's biggest pothole." The mayor sure knows how to make the best of a bad situation!

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866 - 1957...inventor of Asphalt

Snow Plow Driver Relaxing at Home.

'Watch your step. I lost my footing on these dang paving stones.'

'I found another pothole.'

"Fifty quid for a high visibility jacket? Why, that's day-glo robbery."

'At 11:35 it's the SLOW sign. At 11:39, the STOP sign. At 11:43 it's back to the SLOW sign. At 11:49 you break for lunch. At 1:00 it's the STOP sign...'

Man in car sees fallen sign on the hood of his car which says, CAUTION sign-holding road worker falls asleep.

Route 666.

The Mayor Alonzo Q. Furdweiller Pothole. Looks like the mayor and the city council are bickering again.

"Shoulder work ahead"

Using teamwork to paint a lamppost.

Do Not Enter and No U Turns

The Feng Shui of the road must be off.

Do not pass.

Slow, Men at Work.

Trading Places.

NASA realized too late that there was intelligent life on this newly discovered planet.

Solution to chuckholes...and have fun, too!

'Can you spare a cup, for the bottom of my bird cage?'

"Why do they call this 'Traffic Calming' again...?"

Road Test

"Wow! You really pulled out all the stops."