Road Maintenance Gifts

Rough road reduces bread to croutons.

'Goodness, the potholes are deep this year, aren't they?'

Road repair crew in denial ('Personally, I don't see a problem here.')

Road Repairs.

Driver to tire salesman: 'I drive on a lot of rough roads. How much to pave the tires?'

Sandtimer stuck in time measures rate at which road repairs are taking place.

"We can patch 'em, but you'd have to settle for half-decent intentions."

"Instead of filling in all the pot holes, it’d be easier to lower the rest of the road."

Road Sharks.

Cowboy spreading true grit on snow

Traffic Department Worker Pruning Traffic Lights.

Self-Serv: Patch the road yourself.

Roadie

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

Deflator mouse

"I sensed you needed my help. I’m Saint &@!#%&!!, the patron saint of cursing."

Neighbor Leaf Wars

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

'You change him, and I'll change the tire.'

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

"Must get a longer cable."

'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.'

Caution: Construction workers standing around and drinking coffee.

Auto parts, Lite Puff Pastries, & Health Insurance Exchange.

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

"You're developing a nice, rich compost down here."