Road Maintenance Gifts

Rough road reduces bread to croutons.

'Goodness, the potholes are deep this year, aren't they?'

Road repair crew in denial ('Personally, I don't see a problem here.')

Road Repairs.

Driver to tire salesman: 'I drive on a lot of rough roads. How much to pave the tires?'

Sandtimer stuck in time measures rate at which road repairs are taking place.

"We can patch 'em, but you'd have to settle for half-decent intentions."

"Instead of filling in all the pot holes, it’d be easier to lower the rest of the road."

The Mayor Alonzo Q. Furdweiller Pothole. Looks like the mayor and the city council are bickering again.

Welcome to Elmville "Home of the world's biggest pothole." The mayor sure knows how to make the best of a bad situation!

Road Sharks.

Cowboy spreading true grit on snow

Traffic Department Worker Pruning Traffic Lights.

Self-Serv: Patch the road yourself.

Roadie

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

Neighbor Leaf Wars

Deflator mouse

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

"I sensed you needed my help. I’m Saint &@!#%&!!, the patron saint of cursing."

'You change him, and I'll change the tire.'

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

Home De-Po. Things you need for your project. Things you didn't know you needed until you were halfway through your project.

"One more rinse and the inside of your car will be clean too, Dad."

'Hey, are you like me? Do you hate mowing around trees? ell, then THIS is the machine for you!'

'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.'

"Must get a longer cable."

Auto parts, Lite Puff Pastries, & Health Insurance Exchange.