Road Maintenance Professional Gifts

'I'd take that with a pinch of salt if I thought the council could spare any.'

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

Caution: Construction workers standing around and drinking coffee.

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

'Goodness, the potholes are deep this year, aren't they?'

Toxic Waste Lorry/Toxic Additives Lorry

'Every time we clear all the snow another blizzard hits. We're cursed men Frank. Cursed!'

"Is it me, or are these potholes getting worse?"

Welcome to Elmville "Home of the world's biggest pothole." The mayor sure knows how to make the best of a bad situation!

Men working (part time).

Snow Plow Driver Relaxing at Home.

'At 11:35 it's the SLOW sign. At 11:39, the STOP sign. At 11:43 it's back to the SLOW sign. At 11:49 you break for lunch. At 1:00 it's the STOP sign...'

Jackson Pollock's brief career with the highway department

Last Road Rage Therapist for 500 Miles

The Mayor Alonzo Q. Furdweiller Pothole. Looks like the mayor and the city council are bickering again.

Route 666.

"Meow...."

Using teamwork to paint a lamppost.

'Can you spare a cup, for the bottom of my bird cage?'

Trading Places.

"Wow! You really pulled out all the stops."

Self Serve Road Repair.

'Okay, but for future reference; We never grit the ice in here.'

Leading Economic Indicator.

"Now do you believe me about the size of the potholes...?"

'Oops! Maybe I should've put this sign out a little earlier.'

A cheese grader

A truck salts the road.

Road repair crew in denial ('Personally, I don't see a problem here.')

"Suddenly, trying to figure out who to blame for our crumbling infrastructure seems pointless..."

Spring Damage.

'Men at Work' sign indicates that the workmen are sitting around smoking and drinking tea.

'I guess we missed the slot again Jim!'

'The word form the street is buy asphalt.'

"Instead of filling in all the pot holes, it’d be easier to lower the rest of the road."