Road Repair Worker Gifts

'Can I hold it for a while?'

'Put some beef into it, McAuliffe - you're flagging!'

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

'Goodness, the potholes are deep this year, aren't they?'

"Is it me, or are these potholes getting worse?"

'Every time we clear all the snow another blizzard hits. We're cursed men Frank. Cursed!'

Painter removes 'wet paint' sign from park bench and replaces it with a 'dry paint' sign.

"Could I have a Tommy Tippee cup for my friend's beer, as he's been using a concrete breaker all day."

Men working (part time).

Snow Plow Driver Relaxing at Home.

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866 - 1957...inventor of Asphalt

'Watch your step. I lost my footing on these dang paving stones.'

"Fifty quid for a high visibility jacket? Why, that's day-glo robbery."

'I found another pothole.'

'At 11:35 it's the SLOW sign. At 11:39, the STOP sign. At 11:43 it's back to the SLOW sign. At 11:49 you break for lunch. At 1:00 it's the STOP sign...'

Man in car sees fallen sign on the hood of his car which says, CAUTION sign-holding road worker falls asleep.

Route 666.

"Shoulder work ahead"

Using teamwork to paint a lamppost.

Do Not Enter and No U Turns

The Feng Shui of the road must be off.

Do not pass.

Road Test

Solution to chuckholes...and have fun, too!

Trading Places.

'Can you spare a cup, for the bottom of my bird cage?'

NASA realized too late that there was intelligent life on this newly discovered planet.

Slow, Men at Work.

"Why do they call this 'Traffic Calming' again...?"

"Wow! You really pulled out all the stops."

Self Serve Road Repair.

Man with Stop Signs.

"Now do you believe me about the size of the potholes...?"