Road Repair Workers Gifts

71 section of the road

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

'Goodness, the potholes are deep this year, aren't they?'

"Is it me, or are these potholes getting worse?"

'Every time we clear all the snow another blizzard hits. We're cursed men Frank. Cursed!'

"Could I have a Tommy Tippee cup for my friend's beer, as he's been using a concrete breaker all day."

Snow Plow Driver Relaxing at Home.

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866 - 1957...inventor of Asphalt

Men working (part time).

Painter removes 'wet paint' sign from park bench and replaces it with a 'dry paint' sign.

'Watch your step. I lost my footing on these dang paving stones.'

"Fifty quid for a high visibility jacket? Why, that's day-glo robbery."

Man in car sees fallen sign on the hood of his car which says, CAUTION sign-holding road worker falls asleep.

Route 666.

"Shoulder work ahead"

Using teamwork to paint a lamppost.

Do Not Enter and No U Turns

The Feng Shui of the road must be off.

Do not pass.

Slow, Men at Work.

NASA realized too late that there was intelligent life on this newly discovered planet.

Trading Places.

"Why do they call this 'Traffic Calming' again...?"

Solution to chuckholes...and have fun, too!

'Can you spare a cup, for the bottom of my bird cage?'

Road Test

"Wow! You really pulled out all the stops."

Self Serve Road Repair.

Man with Stop Signs.

Leading Economic Indicator.

'Okay, but for future reference; We never grit the ice in here.'

'He believes in making a good impression.'

The real reason for the hole in the ozone layer.