Road Repair Workers Gifts

71 section of the road

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

'Goodness, the potholes are deep this year, aren't they?'

"Is it me, or are these potholes getting worse?"

'Every time we clear all the snow another blizzard hits. We're cursed men Frank. Cursed!'

Painter removes 'wet paint' sign from park bench and replaces it with a 'dry paint' sign.

"Could I have a Tommy Tippee cup for my friend's beer, as he's been using a concrete breaker all day."

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866 - 1957...inventor of Asphalt

Men working (part time).

Snow Plow Driver Relaxing at Home.

'Watch your step. I lost my footing on these dang paving stones.'

"Fifty quid for a high visibility jacket? Why, that's day-glo robbery."

Man in car sees fallen sign on the hood of his car which says, CAUTION sign-holding road worker falls asleep.

"Shoulder work ahead"

Route 666.

Using teamwork to paint a lamppost.

Do Not Enter and No U Turns

Do not pass.

The Feng Shui of the road must be off.

"Wow! You really pulled out all the stops."

Slow, Men at Work.

'Can you spare a cup, for the bottom of my bird cage?'

"Why do they call this 'Traffic Calming' again...?"

Road Test

Trading Places.

NASA realized too late that there was intelligent life on this newly discovered planet.

Solution to chuckholes...and have fun, too!

Self Serve Road Repair.

Man with Stop Signs.

'Okay, but for future reference; We never grit the ice in here.'

'He believes in making a good impression.'

Leading Economic Indicator.

The real reason for the hole in the ozone layer.