Road Repair Professional Gifts

Stop for Steamroller

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

"We're having a little trouble with our hydraulic lift. I guess my question is, do you still want your muffler replaced?"

Demonic Repossession.

'Every time we clear all the snow another blizzard hits. We're cursed men Frank. Cursed!'

"Is it me, or are these potholes getting worse?"

Men working (part time).

'...Plus $847.93 for replacing our front door....'

'I'm OK, but the car is in 'intensive care'!'

Snow Plow Driver Relaxing at Home.

"Nap time."

"The problem is there's no engine. Just a mysterious plot device."

'There goes the squeak in your brakes, Mrs. Ferguson.'

"It's worse than I thought."

Trading Places.

"Often, it's sullen and withdrawn, and then, suddenly, it becomes hostile and vengeful."

"Wow! You really pulled out all the stops."

QUICK OIL CHANGE & FLU SHOT

"Oh...that's not good."

'Can you spare a cup, for the bottom of my bird cage?'

'Don't tell me to watch my language! You give me this sort of quote, I'll give you this sort of quote!'

Leading Economic Indicator.

"Now do you believe me about the size of the potholes...?"

'Okay, but for future reference; We never grit the ice in here.'

Your big end has gone

Amino acid. Shampoo with amino acid, I said, not battery acid.

Whining SUV.

"It went a little over estimate - We had to put it in intensive care fore awhile."

'I have fixed your car. That other whining sound is your husband checking over my bill.'

A cheese grader

A truck salts the road.

"When you're done here can you look at my laptop?"

'D.N.A. tests show that the fuel pump doesn't belong to this car.'