Roadwork Specialist Gifts

Men Texting: Merge

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

'Goodness, the potholes are deep this year, aren't they?'

"Could I have a Tommy Tippee cup for my friend's beer, as he's been using a concrete breaker all day."

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866 - 1957...inventor of Asphalt

'Watch your step. I lost my footing on these dang paving stones.'

"Fifty quid for a high visibility jacket? Why, that's day-glo robbery."

'I found another pothole.'

'At 11:35 it's the SLOW sign. At 11:39, the STOP sign. At 11:43 it's back to the SLOW sign. At 11:49 you break for lunch. At 1:00 it's the STOP sign...'

The Mayor Alonzo Q. Furdweiller Pothole. Looks like the mayor and the city council are bickering again.

"Shoulder work ahead"

Route 666.

Man in car sees fallen sign on the hood of his car which says, CAUTION sign-holding road worker falls asleep.

Do Not Enter and No U Turns

Do not pass.

The Feng Shui of the road must be off.

Slow, Men at Work.

Solution to chuckholes...and have fun, too!

Road Test

"Why do they call this 'Traffic Calming' again...?"

NASA realized too late that there was intelligent life on this newly discovered planet.

Man with Stop Signs.

'He believes in making a good impression.'

"I'll be right back. If you need anything, just holler."

The real reason for the hole in the ozone layer.

Installing a humped road sign in a camel enclosure.

'Closed.'

"Dad, can we go for a ride in the car? All the potholes makes it seem like I'm on a fun carnival ride."

"We ran out of salt for the roads, but we had plenty of pepper..."

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866-1957 - Inventor of Asphalt.

Men Not Working.

'Oops! Maybe I should've put this sign out a little earlier.'

Road repair crew in denial ('Personally, I don't see a problem here.')

'They're playing our song.'