Roadwork Gifts

Man with Stop Signs.

A builder with a noisy jackhammer disturbs a statue.

'Well smooth is so easy guv, we thought we would try something a bit different.'

Construction workers dancing: Men Workin' It.

'At 11:35 it's the SLOW sign. At 11:39, the STOP sign. At 11:43 it's back to the SLOW sign. At 11:49 you break for lunch. At 1:00 it's the STOP sign...'

"He used to fix roads, now he fixes computers. I guess old habits are hard to break."

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

Danger: Men Thinking About Working Ahead

U.S. Transportation System

'It's roadwork season. Are you an idiot?'

Roustabout.

Bored road worker painting a smilie face

Men resting.

"All right. Where did Jenkins go?"

Highway cone tepee.

Please don't pet me. I'm working.

'Give us a push mate, it won't start.'

'When is someone going to come up with a plan to fix these worn out roads.'

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866 - 1957...inventor of Asphalt

'Watch your step. I lost my footing on these dang paving stones.'

'I found another pothole.'

"On your mark! Get set!"

The Mayor Alonzo Q. Furdweiller Pothole. Looks like the mayor and the city council are bickering again.

NASA realized too late that there was intelligent life on this newly discovered planet.

"Why do they call this 'Traffic Calming' again...?"

Slow, Men at Work.

Road Test

'Oops! Maybe I should've put this sign out a little earlier.'

'Most of all, I want a long-term highway bill.'

'The word form the street is buy asphalt.'

Winter Roadwork...

Speed Limit 235

'Mark my words - this will be an eight-lane motorway in a few years time.'

'Sure I have experience as a presser. I used to drive a steamroller.'

"My name is Ozymandias, king of kings: Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!"