Roadworks Enthusiast Gifts

Construction worker with stop signs.

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

'I found another pothole.'

'At 11:35 it's the SLOW sign. At 11:39, the STOP sign. At 11:43 it's back to the SLOW sign. At 11:49 you break for lunch. At 1:00 it's the STOP sign...'

The Mayor Alonzo Q. Furdweiller Pothole. Looks like the mayor and the city council are bickering again.

Road work next 15 years.

"Why do they call this 'Traffic Calming' again...?"

Man with Stop Signs.

Man Painting Road.

Winter Roadwork...

"All right. Where did Jenkins go?"

Men at Work

'It's roadwork season. Are you an idiot?'

Cement Contractor Dreams

"My name is Ozymandias, king of kings: Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!"

Men resting.

Bored road worker painting a smilie face

Roadie

'I guess it's an improvement over the previous 'do-nothing' policy.'

Traffic cone tells bollard: 'It's a tough life ... always on the road.'

Road Work Ahead

Your tax $ at work...unless it's a weekend, one of 17 holidays or after 4 PM!

'I think I've isolated where that scraping noise is coming from.'

'Give us a push mate, it won't start.'

Please don't pet me. I'm working.

Caution Working Family

"It took three months for us to find a school within travelling distance of our house but because of the roadworks it still takes three hours to get there."

Construction workers dancing: Men Workin' It.

A builder with a noisy jackhammer disturbs a statue.

Road works sign - 'Men working out'.

"I think that last cone was more than a warning."

"Construction. Expect delays Jan 1 - Dec 31."

Detour Sign

'It never fails: The shortest distance between two points is always under construction.'

"Adopt A Highway" Program. Sign up here. We'd like to adopt the road to fame and fortune!