Roadwork Enthusiasts Gifts

'It never fails: The shortest distance between two points is always under construction.'

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

Look, Oog and Whonk just invented the intersection.

'I found another pothole.'

'At 11:35 it's the SLOW sign. At 11:39, the STOP sign. At 11:43 it's back to the SLOW sign. At 11:49 you break for lunch. At 1:00 it's the STOP sign...'

The Mayor Alonzo Q. Furdweiller Pothole. Looks like the mayor and the city council are bickering again.

"Why do they call this 'Traffic Calming' again...?"

Man with Stop Signs.

Man Painting Road.

Winter Roadwork...

'It's roadwork season. Are you an idiot?'

Roadie

Men at Work

"All right. Where did Jenkins go?"

"My name is Ozymandias, king of kings: Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!"

Self-Serv: Patch the road yourself.

Men resting.

Bored road worker painting a smilie face

Traffic cone tells bollard: 'It's a tough life ... always on the road.'

Please don't pet me. I'm working.

'Give us a push mate, it won't start.'

Adopt-A-Highway Program. Sign up here. We'd like to adopt easy street.

"I never knew the moon had so many craters..."

Your tax $ at work...unless it's a weekend, one of 17 holidays or after 4 PM!

'I think I've isolated where that scraping noise is coming from.'

Road Work Ahead

Caution Working Family

"It took three months for us to find a school within travelling distance of our house but because of the roadworks it still takes three hours to get there."

Construction workers dancing: Men Workin' It.

A builder with a noisy jackhammer disturbs a statue.

Road works sign - 'Men working out'.

"I think that last cone was more than a warning."

Detour Sign

'How's your garden?' - 'It's getting too much for me so I'm paving it.'

"Adopt A Highway" Program. Sign up here. We'd like to adopt the road to fame and fortune!