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"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

'Are we nearly there yet?'

Micro Psychiatry Clinic. You have a full schedule today, Doctor. The helium atom will be here to work on his fear of heights. The white blood cell with a germ phobia and amoeba with separation anxiety are coming in. The DNA molecule will be here about an identity crisis. And here, in the sports car, comes a new patient, a carbon-14 isotope. Ah, looks like he's going through a half-life crisis!

Sailor in Car.

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

Kardiff.

Cash Machines From Across the Land

'Do you know the way to San Jose without breaking into a Bacharach number?'

Yes, That Was The Exit

I always play the GPS through the backseat speakers. That's were I'm used to receiving instructions.

'If the GPS has to tell you, 'No, we're not there yet' one more time...'

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

"No matter what, sleep when the bay sleeps."

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

YONDER...next 347 miles.

"Another reckless baby driver! I'd arrest the whole lot of them if they weren't so damn cute."

Mohammad's motors

"Maybe I'm aiming too high...maybe 'saving for a cool car' is too hard."

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

Recalculating!

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

Penguin Remote

Id/Ego/Superego.

'Oh - go get yourself a porsche.'

You are now leaving Everything..."Well, now I've seen everything."

Vulture proclaims its love for highways.

Sometimes nature not only calls; she makes an emergency breakthrough.

Chris Froome

"Left, right, left, then straight ahead."

Distance to horizon varies.

Filling up.