Road Trip Aficionados Gifts

The segway RV.

Wills, trusts, probate, divorce, San Francisco

Detour 50c.

Internet Free Motel

"Hop in."

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

How am I abducting?

Kardiff.

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

'Are we there yet?'

Cash Machines From Across the Land

'Do you know the way to San Jose without breaking into a Bacharach number?'

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

Excess Baggage: In the old days folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a vacation.

Yes, That Was The Exit

I always play the GPS through the backseat speakers. That's were I'm used to receiving instructions.

Excess Baggage: Airlines are constantly working on new seating configurations.

"Ah...here they are!"

"No matter what, sleep when the bay sleeps."

"My guess it's guacamole."

'If the GPS has to tell you, 'No, we're not there yet' one more time...'

'Are we there yet?'

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

Be open to help.

Recalculating!

What are you looking for in a college? A strong environmental program. Ok. Pick 4 or 5 we could visit. I've got 3 days for the trip. There's one in Ohio. Can do. One in Maine, Iowa and California. You need a good geography program. Here's another one. Where's St. Paul?

"If we'd gone South for the winter, we'd be back by now."

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

Roads with a view.