Roadtrip Enthusiast Gifts

'Bob, the 'check engine' light just came on,'

One way bridge.

"Route US 666"

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

Kardiff.

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

'So much for your new Satnav!'

How am I abducting?

Cash Machines From Across the Land

'Do you know the way to San Jose without breaking into a Bacharach number?'

Excess Baggage: In the old days folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a vacation.

'Are we broke yet?'

I always play the GPS through the backseat speakers. That's were I'm used to receiving instructions.

Yes, That Was The Exit

YONDER...next 347 miles.

'If the GPS has to tell you, 'No, we're not there yet' one more time...'

Street signs you don't want to see.

Sister Cities

"My guess it's guacamole."

"No matter what, sleep when the bay sleeps."

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

Be open to help.

Recalculating!

'Those are all highway miles. The previous owner was a pharmaceutical sales rep.'

Roads with a view.

What are you looking for in a college? A strong environmental program. Ok. Pick 4 or 5 we could visit. I've got 3 days for the trip. There's one in Ohio. Can do. One in Maine, Iowa and California. You need a good geography program. Here's another one. Where's St. Paul?

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

Id/Ego/Superego.