Road Trip Lover Gifts

3C-Keep Your Eye On The Road

'Remember I said I bought the largest RV on the market? Well, it has a flat.'

Road Closed Just Because We Can

'Are we there Yeti?'

Karaoke on the Greyhound.

'Ooh, we're going off-road!'

"I think I know why they call it 'Happydale'!"

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

Courtesy Highway Obstruction Corporation

Overloaded family car has door sign: 'Caution Falling Luggage'.

Speed enforced by tractor beam.

Hitch-hiking spider with sign - 'Bath'.

"Back then I could drive across two states without a potty break." Bob and Clarence remember the Dry years.

Car on road, sees sign 'Road Plant Ahead' then comes across a plant on the road.

Potholes.

Welcome to the highway of tough love.

How some politicians make policy by using the information super highway...

'We've got to go back, Maurice; Barry forgot his teddy person.'

'My adopted highway is running all around the country searching for its birth parents.'

LARRY THE LIBERAL SEZ: 'Well, it's not like Obama made the dog ride on top of the CAR before he ate it!'

Highway: tourist and resident traps.

T junction.

A meteorite falls on an vehicle in a 'Falling Rock Zone.'

Slow-Embroidered Quilts.

"I must bring out the gypsy in him-he's always hitting the road!"

Hamsterdam.

Cutlery Superstore.

The Grim Reaper entering Death Valley.

Peak Oil - 'Are we there yet, Dad?'

"There's only me, but if you can wait till Thursday week, there's a bloke in the mail truck!"

"Recalculating."

Adopt a highway

Entering Washington DC...Take responsibility for your actions!

No Government Next 127 Miles

Moose stuck in tunnel.