Road Trip Enthusiast Gifts

'Mercy sakes, Rubber Duck. Looks like we got us a convoy!'

No Worries - Next 1/8 Mile

"Toto, I've got a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore. . ."

Scenes from a Vacation

Id/Ego/Superego.

Australian Sat Nav - 'Straight on mate'.

Val and Les could see a fork in the road but they weren't expecting a dip.

Road sign reads; 'Welcome to First Impression. Lasting Impression Next 3 Exits.'

If you text 'are we there yet?' one more time...

'My wife insisted I stop and ask someone for directions. Could you just pretend you're giving them to me?'

Food - Gas - Lawyers - Next Exit.

Getting the Christmas Tree Home.

"I was looking for my piece of the American Dream when I bought this truck...now I'm looking for a parking space."

'Eeny, Meeny, Miney, Mo' Motorway lanes of traffic

Road Sign: You are now lost. I told you so next 30 miles.

'That woke me up, too!'

Road signs: straight & narrow..long & winding.

At fork in road, cars merge into one.

Holiday Travel.

Limited government next 600 miles.

Sightseeing in the car

'Does it really matter where I'm going?'

Road work ahead - Be prepared to stop.

Road that goes off a cliff with a sign stating "We regret the error".

Directions Available - Discretion Assured.

Caution: Do Not Sneeze On Bridge

The toughest form of Mountain climbing is getting out of a rut.

"We made good time. We're already in the valley of the shadow of death."

You are now leaving Everything..."Well, now I've seen everything."

"The good news is, charging stations could multiply rapidly. The bad news is, your electric car won't be an excuse to avoid road trips anymore."

Location location location. Next 3 exits.

'P-U! We must be nearing the city!!!'

A highway sign reads "Whatever."

Tipperary: Long way and short way.

Diane had accidentally set her GPS on 'Spouse' mode.