Road Adventure Enthusiast Gifts

Adopt-a-Highway next 2 miles. National Hang Gliders Association.

Gentleman nervous of the speed his driver is going downhill

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

Kardiff.

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

'So much for your new Satnav!'

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

Cash Machines From Across the Land

'Are we broke yet?'

'Do you know the way to San Jose without breaking into a Bacharach number?'

I always play the GPS through the backseat speakers. That's were I'm used to receiving instructions.

Yes, That Was The Exit

Sister Cities

Street signs you don't want to see.

"No matter what, sleep when the bay sleeps."

YONDER...next 347 miles.

'If the GPS has to tell you, 'No, we're not there yet' one more time...'

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

Recalculating!

'Those are all highway miles. The previous owner was a pharmaceutical sales rep.'

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

Id/Ego/Superego.

You are now leaving Everything..."Well, now I've seen everything."

Cars feeding at a gas tanker on the side of the road

Vulture proclaims its love for highways.

Sometimes nature not only calls; she makes an emergency breakthrough.

Themeless Park - 1 Mile

"Left, right, left, then straight ahead."

"Don't worry, darling! I've set something up so the kids don't get bored on the trip."

Filling up.