Auto Adventure Enthusiast Gifts

'The spare's flat too, honey. Toss me that fruitcake.'

Hello, is that the RAC?

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

'Are we nearly there yet?'

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

Coexist. Coexhaust.

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

Once upon a time and a half. Buick and the Beast.

Mohammad's motors

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.'

"Can I talk to someone who knows something?"

'No, don't tell me, your electric garage door is broken.'

'Your mother makes a wonderful spoiler.'

Car wash / Mouth wash

Caution, Student Self-Driver

Nice park. . .

"Don't worry, darling! I've set something up so the kids don't get bored on the trip."

I must be losing my grip, he didn't query the bill...

"If they can rig emissions tests, why can't they fake crash tests too?"

A man and woman use oars from within their car.

A series of Exit signs.

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

'I should've never sold my truck when I moved to the city.'

Wherever You Go, There You Are - Next Exit.

'Nice smile.'

The average taxpayer will ultimately embrace the auto industry bailout. Hell, we sold em all that useless undercoating for all these years!

'They'll tax it less than my 4X4.'

"Apparently it's my fault, somehow, that we have an S.U.V."

"To work again? This is getting boring, Lester."