Auto Adventurer Gifts

"You know how it is. Some days you like to drive,some days you like to be driven."

"To work again? This is getting boring, Lester."

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

"When I grow up, I don�t know whether to be a stunt amn or a train driver"

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

'Can we sit in the balcony today? Huh? Can we?'

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

'No, don't tell me, your electric garage door is broken.'

'It's supposed to look and smell greasy.'

"My husband's the academic. I just like to travel. I'm more of a pandemic."

Kids playing with the cardboard box instead of the expensive toys.

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

'But, I have only one item of hand-luggage... You can't charge me extra...'

Caution, Student Self-Driver

"It's even more controversial than uber. It's a driverless taxi."

Wherever You Go, There You Are - Next Exit.

"You're advised to check a small bag which you wouldn't mind losing as a sacrifice to the Gods of Lost Luggage."

Wrong Way.

'Daddy-if we didn't have Mummy how would you know how to drive?'

"He only made first four installments."

'If all the red warning lights come on, it means meltdown, so get out of the car fast!'

Driverless Car

Gas eyedropper.

What to do if the kids take away your car.

Tedium Tours.

"For my birthday, my parents are giving me a driverless car that's always home by 10."

"It's amazing how smoothly Kipper and I get along together..."

"Clippety clop, … clippety clop. …. clippety clop. … clippety clop..."

"That was a boring field trip."

"And then he said he wanted $50,000 for it."

Carrying a bike over drawing pins.

"I'm looking for something with low clearance. Something monsters won't be able to get under."

'Not getting into university is not going to stop me doing the things I hoped to do...'

Woman gets a flat tire and waits for help.