Car Adventurer Gifts

Wherever You Go, There You Are - Next Exit.

Are we there yet? Next 85 miles.

Man in car.

Bird on a walk

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

'No, don't tell me, your electric garage door is broken.'

"What would you recommend to hold a seven-year-old girl's attention in a car from East Seventy-eighth Street to Bridgehampton?"

An old man and women are driving along with a 'Still married' sign on their car.

Caution, Student Self-Driver

A series of Exit signs.

Car towing a caravan and a greenhouse.

"To work again? This is getting boring, Lester."

'Daddy-if we didn't have Mummy how would you know how to drive?'

Wrong Way.

"He only made first four installments."

'If all the red warning lights come on, it means meltdown, so get out of the car fast!'

Gas eyedropper.

'We really should ask the driver of that car for tips on coping with twins.'

What to do if the kids take away your car.

Tedium Tours.

"Clippety clop, … clippety clop. …. clippety clop. … clippety clop..."

"Even our GPS doesn't want to be out in this weather. It's begging us to go back home."

Carrying a bike over drawing pins.

'For Heaven's sake, Charlotte! Relax! We're on holiday!'

'The spare's flat too, honey. Toss me that fruitcake.'

A learner driver crashes into lamp post

Woman gets a flat tire and waits for help.

Me, my master is a lawyer, so car rides with him are always exciting: we chase ambulances!"

Portable Homes

"Do you think the atmosphere would be better if the roof was closed?"

Self-driving stroller

Caution: Stuff and things next 4 miles

'I know you're thinking can I afford this.'