Vehicular Adventurer Gifts

"He only made first four installments."

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

A couple sit in front of their RV drinking wine while looking at birds sitting in front of a a small RV in a tree also drink wine.

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

Caution, Student Self-Driver

"But I wasn't running in the hall."

'You said you were going to put gas in the RV, and then come right back. You've been gone for a year. Care to explain?'

Wherever You Go, There You Are - Next Exit.

Car towing a caravan and a greenhouse.

'Hey, Dad! How about a round of computer golf?'

Suburban street.

"To work again? This is getting boring, Lester."

"Virtual Reality glasses. Well, I said my sermon would let them see the real difference between Heaven and Hell this morning"

Santa Harley

The Feng Shui of the road must be off.

"But mum. . . I 'am' playing outside!"

A pilgrim driving a camper leaving the Mayflower ship.

Wrong Way.

'If all the red warning lights come on, it means meltdown, so get out of the car fast!'

What to do if the kids take away your car.

The old woman who lives in a shoe uses a roller skate as an RV.

Tedium Tours.

"It's amazing how smoothly Kipper and I get along together..."

Planet Lover

Fume detector

"Clippety clop, … clippety clop. …. clippety clop. … clippety clop..."

Carrying a bike over drawing pins.

"My digital transformation is almost complete ..."

'For Heaven's sake, Charlotte! Relax! We're on holiday!'

'Instead of teaching me useless tricks like rolling over and fetching, how about teaching me to ride that motorcycle of yours?'

A learner driver crashes into lamp post