Wheeled Adventurer Gifts

"But I wasn't running in the hall."

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

Bluesky helicopter evacuation from X

Bicycle Sidecar.

Caution, Student Self-Driver

Suburban street.

The Feng Shui of the road must be off.

Old Biker: Now that I'm a real biker, all the old babes will want my body.

"He only made first four installments."

Boy on a bike

"I just adore these shoes! The clicking of staccato heels is so empowering. . . Do these come in a flat?"

'If all the red warning lights come on, it means meltdown, so get out of the car fast!'

"It's amazing how smoothly Kipper and I get along together..."

Fume detector

"Clippety clop, … clippety clop. …. clippety clop. … clippety clop..."

Planet Lover

Carrying a bike over drawing pins.

'Instead of teaching me useless tricks like rolling over and fetching, how about teaching me to ride that motorcycle of yours?'

Motorcyclist.

Arrh? I must remember to put my brakes on!

"Do you think the atmosphere would be better if the roof was closed?"

Woman gets a flat tire and waits for help.

A learner driver crashes into lamp post

Man runs with a fox and fishing hook.

'Trouble is, I only want to wear them for cycling to work.'

"Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young." - Theodore Roosevelt

The Hell's Angel replaced his trike for a smaller three wheeled vehicle.

"That settles it, John! We're getting this bike a tune-up!"

'We had sex every day alright- MiddleSEX on Monday, EsSEX on Tuesday, SusSEX on....'

COWS: Cow Carrot Incentive Error