Heel Adventurer Gifts

"I just adore these shoes! The clicking of staccato heels is so empowering. . . Do these come in a flat?"

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

He won't sit, but he heels well.

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

Mister Pretty Shoes

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

Bluesky helicopter evacuation from X

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

"But I wasn't running in the hall."

'Honestly Gwen, do you really think that guys are going to notice your heels tonight?'

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

Suburban street.

'There's more than one kind of deficit.'

'You got here just in time - These shoes are killing you.'

"Has it occurred to you one of us might be a mirage?"

'Turn we women loose in the malls - that'll stimulate the economy.'

"Oh, shut up. Who isn't in your shoes?"

The Feng Shui of the road must be off.

Wrong Way.

'Quick Betty, come round to the Red Lion and wear your highest heels.'

What to do if the kids take away your car.

"I always wear 5 inch heels to a doctor's appointment. That makes me the perfect weight for my height."

'Why don't you go and borrow Jeff's tools? While you're at it, borrow Jeff.'

Planet Lover

'You're the first person to ask for a shopping hour in addition to a lunch hour.'

Tedium Tours.

Carole Jean's First "Big Girl" Heels

"That one is non-wash. Also no ironing is required."

"You said 'give me a cool hairstyle...' You never specified which decade."

1715 - Newton discovers gravel.

"Height is the only thing I'm capable of changing about myself."

Fume detector

A picture can be much more interesting if taken from a strange or funny angle.

Hells Snack Shack.