Two-wheel Adventurer Gifts

Albert Einstein

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

Motorbike

The Feng Shui of the road must be off.

"That settles it, John! We're getting this bike a tune-up!"

Cycling Transport

Woman's Bike Breaks.

Speed Limit 10 MPH. Enforced by Potholes.

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

"First aid box, puncture repair kit, mobile phone, energy bars and plenty of liquids; I think that's all eventualities covered..."

The Fast Lane.

Touring Cyclist

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

A smiling cyclist

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

"Can he call you back? He and his mid-life crisis are celebrating their tenth anniversary."

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

Bicycle Sidecar.

"They can steal my bike, but they can't take my dignity."

"But I wasn't running in the hall."

Rail travel - the environmental alternative (that sometimes doesn't allow bikes)

Biker chopper shopper

'I appreciate the fact that your husband likes my bike, but can you tell him to quit drooling all over it?'

'Your Dad'll give your bike back when he realises he won't qualify for 2012.'

Biker and Cyclist.

'I normally don't ride a dirt bike, but my motorcycle doesn't do well on potholes.'

Boy on a bike

'I've been riding small, fast bikes for awhile. I thought it was time to build a bigger motorcycle.'

"He only made first four installments."

Mad Cyclist Disease, the latest problem to plague cyclists.

'If all the red warning lights come on, it means meltdown, so get out of the car fast!'

'There's a lot of bugs in these parts, so I suggest you wear your helmet from here on out.'

'Pss-st, Harley-Davidson is up one-and-a-quarter...pass it on.'

Off to work.

'The upside is that it will guarantee you get laid, the downside is that there's a four year wait.'