Two-wheel Fanatic Gifts

Man falling off bike at finish line.

"What's a patent?"

Touring Cyclist

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

A smiling cyclist

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

Do you suppose this is art or science?

"Can he call you back? He and his mid-life crisis are celebrating their tenth anniversary."

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

'The hard part will be writing the tutorial.'

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

Bicycle Sidecar.

Rail travel - the environmental alternative (that sometimes doesn't allow bikes)

Caveman on the brink of technology.

'I can't help thinking there's something else we can do with this.'

'I appreciate the fact that your husband likes my bike, but can you tell him to quit drooling all over it?'

'Your Dad'll give your bike back when he realises he won't qualify for 2012.'

The Feng Shui of the road must be off.

'The car dealership is letting me buy an expensive sports car, one piece at a time. I decided to buy the steering wheel first.'

'I've been riding small, fast bikes for awhile. I thought it was time to build a bigger motorcycle.'

Mad Cyclist Disease, the latest problem to plague cyclists.

'It'll make 'feet' obsolete!'

'I just invented the wheel and a new concept called 'growth industry'.'

Hamster.

'Pss-st, Harley-Davidson is up one-and-a-quarter...pass it on.'

Off to work.

"USA map"

Ug was to regret not seeing the potential of his new discovery.

Motorcyclist.

'Instead of teaching me useless tricks like rolling over and fetching, how about teaching me to ride that motorcycle of yours?'

"Aren't you glad now that you suggested we get a hobby that would bring us closer together?"

'A bike this nice, I didn't think you'd mind me bathing it in your bathtub. Do you have an extra blanket, it'll be sleeping in our room.'

SWM highway patrolman in search of intelligent, attractive woman. Send picture of your motorcycle.

"It cuts air resistance."