Two-wheel Enthusiasts Gifts

Off to work.

"What's a patent?"

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

Touring Cyclist

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

A smiling cyclist

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

"Can he call you back? He and his mid-life crisis are celebrating their tenth anniversary."

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

'The hard part will be writing the tutorial.'

Rail travel - the environmental alternative (that sometimes doesn't allow bikes)

Bicycle Sidecar.

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

'I can't help thinking there's something else we can do with this.'

Caveman on the brink of technology.

'I appreciate the fact that your husband likes my bike, but can you tell him to quit drooling all over it?'

The exciting new M-2000 Winnebagel / A Winnebago in the form of a Bagel.

The Feng Shui of the road must be off.

'The car dealership is letting me buy an expensive sports car, one piece at a time. I decided to buy the steering wheel first.'

'I've been riding small, fast bikes for awhile. I thought it was time to build a bigger motorcycle.'

Biker and Cyclist.

"This could mean the end of civilisation as we know it!"

Mad Cyclist Disease, the latest problem to plague cyclists.

"The SUV scooter. For those who don't have the energy, yet still feel the need to waste it."

'It'll make 'feet' obsolete!'

'Not only the first wheel, the first road accident as well!'

'I just invented the wheel and a new concept called 'growth industry'.'

Hamster.

"USA map"

Ug was to regret not seeing the potential of his new discovery.

Motorcyclist.