Two-wheel Aficionado Gifts

'Pss-st, Harley-Davidson is up one-and-a-quarter...pass it on.'

'It's an old moped injury.'

"What's a patent?"

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

Touring Cyclist

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

A smiling cyclist

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

It's great for pulling the birds!

Do you suppose this is art or science?

"I have special needs-- good food, warm bed, fresh water, and plenty of room to pop wheelies!"

"Can he call you back? He and his mid-life crisis are celebrating their tenth anniversary."

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

'The hard part will be writing the tutorial.'

Bicycle Sidecar.

Look, Oog and Whonk just invented the intersection.

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

Rail travel - the environmental alternative (that sometimes doesn't allow bikes)

'I appreciate the fact that your husband likes my bike, but can you tell him to quit drooling all over it?'

'Well great, he's seen it! There goes one more invention they'll get credit for!'

'I can't help thinking there's something else we can do with this.'

Caveman on the brink of technology.

'The car dealership is letting me buy an expensive sports car, one piece at a time. I decided to buy the steering wheel first.'

The Feng Shui of the road must be off.

'I've been riding small, fast bikes for awhile. I thought it was time to build a bigger motorcycle.'

"This could mean the end of civilisation as we know it!"

Mad Cyclist Disease, the latest problem to plague cyclists.

Does it roll? Does it roll?? You bet Jurassic rolls!

'It'll make 'feet' obsolete!'

'Not only the first wheel, the first road accident as well!'

Caveman creates wheel which he turns into a toilet seat.

'I just invented the wheel and a new concept called 'growth industry'.'

Hamster.

Off to work.