Wheel Aficionado Gifts

'Here's your wheel -- Now, would you be interested in purchasing a service contract?'

Caveman creates wheel which he turns into a toilet seat.

I can't remember where I parked our wheel.

'...But I can't figure out how to get the darn things to stick to my feet!'

'He's a real animal when he gets behind the wheel.'

'My latest invention -- the daisy wheel!'

'Well great, he's seen it! There goes one more invention they'll get credit for!'

Does it roll? Does it roll?? You bet Jurassic rolls!

"These new wheels are awesome!"

"Oh, gross! It squished a trilobite!"

"What's a patent?"

He won't sit, but he heels well.

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

Bob's Driving School.

"I have special needs-- good food, warm bed, fresh water, and plenty of room to pop wheelies!"

Do you suppose this is art or science?

Bradley Wiggins

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

"It took a lot of work to build this car..."

'The hard part will be writing the tutorial.'

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

"Well dudes, gotta go. My honey needs a lot of attention."

Look, Oog and Whonk just invented the intersection.

"A classic lowrider bike usually is built on a late 1960's Schwinn 20-inch frame."

'Honestly Gwen, do you really think that guys are going to notice your heels tonight?'

'You got here just in time - These shoes are killing you.'

22. Being tireless is good trait to have in most jobs, but not when you're working on a pit crew.

"Lady here wants to put £5 on Cambridge 'Each way'!"

'Fred, didn't I tell you to wear a helmet?'

Caveman on the brink of technology.

'I can't help thinking there's something else we can do with this.'

"Oh, shut up. Who isn't in your shoes?"

'The car dealership is letting me buy an expensive sports car, one piece at a time. I decided to buy the steering wheel first.'